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" BE A MODEL" Photo Contest

Win the privilege of being The My Hyena Model of the Month.
Win a free custom poster or calendar!

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As the Model of the Month you'll be an official Model for My Hyena for the upcoming month, having your winning photo prominently displayed on our website as part of our international advertising campaign. In addition, you'll win your choice of either your own custom calendar or poster! These high quality one page wall characters and posters are printed on glossy, 12 point paper, and measure 11" x 17". Not only that, but if you want more of these to share with friends and family we'll have it on sale on our store for you to purchase.

CONTEST:
Approximately once every month My Hyena will hold a contest of photos of you wearing your My Hyena gear. The photos will be judged based on the creativity, sense of humor and originality you display in wearing your My Hyena apparel. There is no cost to enter, but you must find a way to get your hands on My Hyena gear. Check out the My Hyena store for apparel if you don't already have something. Also, to win your photo must clearly display the apparel and its product design and your entry must follow the guidelines below.

TO ENTER:

  • Send your photo via email to contest@myhyena.com
  • Make sure “Model Contest” is in the title of your email.
  • Photos should be sent in .jpg format and should be between 150-300 DPI (ideal being 200 DPI).
  • Your email must include your full name, full mailing address and stated preference of a poster or calendar in order to receive your chosen prize.
  • In addition, your email must include the following statement: “I have read the additional My Hyena Model of the Month contest rules and agree to the terms of the contest.” Click here for additional contest rules.
  • You may enter as many different photos as you like per month. However, once a photo is submitted it is no longer eligible to win future contests.
  • You must be at least 18 years old.
  • Winners will be notified by email or U.S. mail.
  • There will only be one winner per contest and the odds are based on the number of valid entries.
  • To be eligible for the current contest the photo must be submitted by the deadline date listed below:

DEADLINE DATE: January 31st 2006 - Midnight
WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED BY February 1st 2006

Prize will be sent out on February 2nd 2006.

  • Winner should expect to receive prize within 1-3 weeks after the winner is announced.
  • Contest void where prohibited.

Feel free to send any contest questions to contest@myhyena.com


BEAT THE 7

7 Bad Bar Pickup Lines


7. So, how many of those pretty eyes do you have?


6. Hey, i've been runnin' after you all my life. Why've you kept me runnin?


5. 2 C? I came by to see you. How you doin?


4. You're so hot you put barbeques to shame!


3. You ever stare at heavenly bodies? Well i'm staring at one right now.


2. Ya know, i've been hoping and dreaming for the right kind of woman to come into my life. I feel that's all come to an end.


1. Can I get your autograph? Reason being I don't think i'll ever meet another goddess in my life.

 


Think ya got a punchline that can beat it?
Click below to enter your answer and then check MyHyena.com next week to see who BEAT THE 7!

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