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7 kinds of drivers that shouldn't be


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BEAT THE 7

7 kinds of drivers that shouldn't be


7. "W.O.M.G.S.": The "Wow! Oh my goodness! Sheezus!" Driver - one who slows down to look at the scene of a crash despite having a clear path to pass.


6. "H.H.I.I.G.": The "Hi! How is it going?" Driver. Drivers who use their cell phones while they drive and are going slower than the flow of traffic.


5. "D.H.D.A.A.": The "Dipping head, dozing, almost asleep" driver. Typically the driver who is very tired and on the verge of sleeping who hugs the lane lines or even goes over them into other lanes.


4. "I.S.H.G.E.": The "I'm so hungry, gotta eat" driver. Drivers who are stuffing their faces and concentrating on every bite of food rather than the road and others.


3. "G.C.U.F.W.": The "Getting cleaned up for work" Driver. Those drivers who are fixing themselves up while driving on the way to work (i.e. shaving, putting on make up).


2. "E.D.I.A.S.": The "Every day is a Sunday" Driver. Drivers who consistently drive slower than the flow of traffic regardless what day or time of day it is.


1. "M.G.O.M.W.": The "Move! Get out of my way!" Driver. Drivers who seem to be travelling at twice the speed limit weaving in and out of traffic to pass everyone up.

 


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