My Hyena Comedy Archives

BEAT THE 7

7 Bad Bar Pickup Lines

7. So, how many of those pretty eyes do you have?

6. Hey, i've been runnin' after you all my life. Why've you kept me runnin?

5. 2 C? I came by to see you. How you doin?

4. You're so hot you put barbeques to shame!

3. You ever stare at heavenly bodies? Well i'm staring at one right now.

2. Ya know, i've been hoping and dreaming for the right kind of woman to come into my life. I feel that's all come to an end.

1. Can I get your autograph? Reason being I don't think i'll ever meet another goddess in my life.

Think ya got a punchline that can beat it?
Click below to enter your answer and then check MyHyena.com next week to see who BEAT THE 7!

>CLICK HERE TO PLAY!<

		My Hyena Humor Website Original comedy and funny products (shirts, thongs, etc...) To help you learn to laugh at the world and yourself Your health depends on it! Send Feedback. Let us know what you think!
Laugh Now!	A smile a day helps keep a frown away!