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BEAT THE 7

7 Bad Bar Pickup Lines


7. So, how many of those pretty eyes do you have?


6. Hey, i've been runnin' after you all my life. Why've you kept me runnin?


5. 2 C? I came by to see you. How you doin?


4. You're so hot you put barbeques to shame!


3. You ever stare at heavenly bodies? Well i'm staring at one right now.


2. Ya know, i've been hoping and dreaming for the right kind of woman to come into my life. I feel that's all come to an end.


1. Can I get your autograph? Reason being I don't think i'll ever meet another goddess in my life.

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